Career Lessons

simple and worth remembering quotes for you....

• 1. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

• 2. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

• 3. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

• 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

• 5. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

• 6. Following the rules will not get the job done.

• 7. Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

• 8. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

• 9. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

helpful?.. haha